If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

- George Washington

Monday, 7 November 2011

The Workers' Party

Just a few of the Shadow Cabinet:

Ed Miliband, Leader of Opposition
TV journalist
Researcher for Harriet Harman
Adviser to Gordon Brown
Lecturer
Treasury adviser
MP

Harriet Harman, Deputy Leader of Opposition
Legal Officer for NCCL
MP

Ed Balls, Shadow Chancellor
Journalist
Adviser to Gordon Brown
Treasury adviser
MP

Douglas Alexander, Shadow Foreign Secretary
Researcher for Gordon Brown
Solicitor (6 months)
MP

Yvette Cooper, Shadow Home Secretary
Political Researcher for John Smith
Policy specialist for Bill Clinton
Policy Adviser to Harriet Harman
Journalist
MP

Sadiq Khan, Shadow Justice Secretary
Human Rights lawyer
MP

Rosie Winterton, Shadow Chief Whip
PA to John Prescott
Parliamentary Officer
MD of PR company
Head of Office for John Prescott
MP

Andy Burnham, Shadow Health Secretary
Researcher for Tessa Jowell
Parliamentary Officer
Administrator with Football Task Force
Adviser to Chris Smith
MP

Stephen Twigg, Shadow Education Secretary
NUS President
Local councillor
Amnesty International and NCVO
MP

Any real jobs there?

Nope.

Is it any wonder we are in the state we're in?

I'll do a similar exercise shortly with the Tory and Lib Dem front benches as a comparison. I don't think it'll be very different.

2 comments:

  1. MP.

    The only job with significant responsibility which requires no specific qualifications or experience.

    The only job which no matter how badly it's executed, the incumbent cannot be sacked.

    Probably one of the very few jobs in which proven fiddlers can walk-away from, with a fistful of monetary benefits given by the taxpayer.

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