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Tuesday 29 November 2011

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From the Beeb:

M1 shut after 'Marmite' lorry crash in South Yorkshire

A large-scale clean-up operation is under way after a tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of yeast extract overturned on the M1.

The lorry, which was believed to be carrying Marmite, crashed and spilt its contents onto the carriageway at about 22:15 GMT on Monday.
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12 comments:

  1. I hear that the accident happened on the Yeast Bound carriageway.

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  2. Richard (at work)29 November 2011 at 08:58

    Apparently, the lorry cab was toast.

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  3. marmite is like the biased BBC. You either love it or hate it.

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  4. Ma mite like the M1, but Pa don't...

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  5. The truck crash has miraculously turned Marmite into a jam...

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  6. Soldiers involved in clean up operation.

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  7. Apparently its spread across all three lanes

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  8. Police would like to speak to the driver of a Bovril tanker spotted leaving the scene.

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  9. Stop it the lorry driver is my mate

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  10. With all that Marmite spilled, the traffic was the yeast of their worries.

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  11. Beats being stuck in a jam, I guess...

    (Hope the lorry driver is ok)

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  12. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus, these are dreadful!

    Thanks!

    (This post got more hits than the rest of the week's stuff combined, almost. Durr.)

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