Hard-faced mother of 10-year-old boy, spoken loud enough so that the whole store couldn't fail to hear, in front of a display of Hartley's Jelly Pots:
"Nah, have a blackurrant one or a razbry one yer don't want an orange one what's wrong with a blackurrant one or a lemonanlime one or a strawbry one don't 'ave an orange one they go right throoooough yer."
Mmmm. Just after my lunch, too.
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