Daily Mash again

Just posting a link and saying 'ha ha' seems to be a very lazy way of blogging, and I try to avoid it. But this piece from the Daily Mash was just so neat and topical I couldn't resist.

Council offices to grind to whatever is slower than a halt
STRIKE action by council workers could lead to a redefinition of the concept of movement, it emerged last night.

Unison members will be balloted over whether they should be allowed to avoid the same shit as the country's other 28 million workers and will down whatever their equivalent of tools are if they are not told they are really, really brilliant.

Ninety-two grand a year general Secretary Dave Prentis said: "If our demands are not met, bins will continue to just sit there forever and ever while council offices will grind to whatever is slower than remaining completely and utterly motionless.

Apologies for lack of posting for the last few days. Work has been very busy and I am too knackered to even fire up the lapdog at the end of the shift. I have a few days off from tomorrow. Will post some more then.