Moron Wool Arse

This stupendous, bare-faced cheek from Harriet Harman:

Announcing Mr Woolas's suspension from the party, Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman said: "It is not part of Labour politics to try to win elections by saying things that are not true."

Oh, be still my aching sides.

Of course, Labour have never lied about anything during an election campaign. The smoking ban that would not apply to private members' clubs or pubs where food was not served? A promise of a referendum on the EU Constitution?

Labour. Honest as the day is long.