If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

- George Washington

Monday, 30 April 2012

Equivalence

Seen on the wonderful and sometimes impenetrable xkcd:


This reminds me of the only mathematical joke I know, the oft-misquoted:
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary notation, and those who don't.
PS: sorry for lack of posts recently.  Working nights.  Busy.  Knackered.  Back soon.

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Saturday chuckle for dog lovers

For some reason, this made me laugh a lot.  Seen on a bike forum:


Thursday, 26 April 2012

RFD: Where to go?

(For those asleep at the back in last week's lesson, Daughter No. 2 and I are going on a bike tour in June.  She had never been on a bike until last Summer, when she stayed with me for a weekend and we joined the TOMCC on a rideout to Mid-Wales.  She loved it and subsequently we agreed that this year we would do something more ambitious.)

I said up there ^^ somewhere that plans for the continental trip were well-advanced.  I was lying; they are not.  What they are is real, i.e. we are definitely going.  I have booked the bike (and up to 9 passengers!) on Eurotunnel and have started to get it fettled for two-up touring.  All luggage now fits and works, probably needs two new tyres, perhaps an oil and filter change.  Other than that, nothing but email ping-pong about this and that - oh, and fatherly enquiries about passports and EHIC cards and the like.

We are starting and finishing in Calais, six days apart, so working on a 200-mile-a-day limit that gives us about 1000 miles total.  This covers Belgium, the Netherlands, some of Germany and the Northern half of France.  I don't want to try too much for the first time.  If she likes it, we can always go again next year, but a week of head-down, arse-up blasting might bore her to tears and put her off ever going on a bike again.

Some thoughts:

1. D2 is interested in all sorts, from wartime history to Gothic cathedrals to grot like Festyland (dinosaur playground thing near Caen), and is keen to just 'chill', which I translate as having a good time without exerting herself too much. For me, just being with her will be a pleasure.  After my marriage broke up, D2 and I spent a long time in separate cells, tapping the heating pipes to communicate, and spending quality time together will be fantastic.

2. I love France, and my French is reasonably good.  OK, rough but effective. I always love the chance to practise it.  She didn't do much French in school, but did quite well in German.  So going either way would be a challenge for one of us, and either would be fun.

3. I know part of N France quite well, and told her about some of it.  Her next reply was 'shall we go somewhere that's new for both of us?' which made me think that perhaps visiting Normandy and hearing about 'when I was here last year' might not be the most fun.

In the end, she will probably dither and leave it up to me, but I'd rather plan something together that would please us both.  We'll probably stay in pensions and/or cheap hotels, so any clues on that would be good too.  When I go to France, it's usually camping.

So, ladies and gentlemen, any ideas?

Dead as a Dodo?

Oo-er.  I was sitting eating my lunch and flicking through a couple of movie files that I had downloaded, when all of a sudden the screen froze.  The mouse cursor vanished and keyboard inputs were ignored.  The little netbook appeared to have gone on strike.  It wouldn't listen even when I told it to ctrl+alt+del.

In th end I forced it off by holding the power button down and restarted.  A brief flash of the Acer screen, and then:
Check cable connection!
PXE-E63: Error while initialising the NIC
PXE-M0F: Exiting Intel PXE ROM
No bootable device - insert boot disk and press any key
I have put the above message into Google (after resurrecting the old Lidl cheapie laptop) and it looks like the hard drive is toast.  The less alarming alternative is that it has somehow been reconfigured to boot from a network, which it never has done and is not set up for, and that all that is wrong is a changed setting.  But I have checked in the BIOS and reset to factory settings, and it doesn't help.  The BIOS does not give the option of disabling the network boot, just moving it down in priority.  And who changed the setting anyway?  I was eating scrambled egg at the time.

Last time  backed it up was ... er ... November?

This is going to be awkward.  All my money files, and six months' worth of photographs, and all my Outlook emails and calendar stuff, gone.

If anyone reading this has the faintest notion of clue, will it be possible to take the HDD out of the netbook and plug it into another computer so that I can at least recover the lost files, even f I can't boot from it?

In the words of Captain Darling:

Bugger.

The Lidl cheapie laptop is also showing signs of extreme unreliability (why I got a new one, as I recall), so if I seem to disappear from the face of the Interwebs, I'm probably just involuntarily incommunicado, at least until the shops open.

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Indicator Relocation - Triumph Sprint ST 955i

After I had sold the Bonnie and bought the Sprint, I decided against keeping the Hepco and Becker panniers.  They would have looked well out of place, like pit boots on a supermodel.  I sold them on eBay for a very decent price, and used the proceeds to buy a pair of throw-over fabric panniers (new) and a genuine Triumph tank bag (eBay again).  And I had quite a lot left over (although a positive Paypal balance never lasts long with me).

The panniers I got are Frank Thomas Cargo Endurance.  No longer made, of course, as dear old FT went out of business, but they won the RiDE magazine's group test and they look suitably adult and purposeful.  The tank bag fits perfectly (as it should) but there was a small problem with the panniers.  Where the panniers want to be is where the rear indicators are.  This is a very common problem, and most makers of luggage provide a kit to relocate the indicators further back.  It's usually included with the frames or rails that support the panniers.  Try as I might, I could not track down anyone who made such a kit.  I found this a little disappointing.  After all, the ST in the name stands for Sports Tourer.  I could understand no-one bothering to make such a thing for a FireBlade, but surely the whole point of a bike like the Sprint is to go touring, isn't it?  Anyway, I decided to make my own.

After a bit of puzzling and squinting at the bike and several cups of tea (my version of detailed planning), I had a scheme.  I decided to make a bracket that would sit under the rear rack, where it would be unobtrusive but would put the indicators out in the breeze where they needed to be, and several inches higher and further back than they were.  I still had a large piece of aluminium sheet from when I put rear windows in the Land Rover 90, so I used some of that.  Great stuff, aluminium - easy to cut, easy to work, doesn't rust.  It was Land Rover Marine Blue, but that could be fixed.

First job was to make a cardboard template and then cut a length of the ally to the right size.  Then using a vice I bent the ends down, drilled 10mm holes for the indicators and did a bit of shaping to fit round the rack.  Two holes for the rack bolts to go through and that got me to here:


The shaping of the ends is quite important.  The indicators have a small peg next to the screw thread that they mount with, to ensure that they are fitted exactly horizontally.  I needed to drill a hole in the bracket to accommodate this.  It was a bit of a challenge getting the positioning right, as the bike was on its stand while I was doing this, with its tail slightly in the air, so the angle between the two holes needed to allow for a different angle when the bike was back on its wheels.  The notch is to go around part of the rack that sticks out.  Then I filed it all clean and smooth:


The bracket sits on top of the Triumph rack like this:


and is then held in place by the Givi adapter mount which attaches to the rack.  The indicators bolt in place, and it looks like this:


By this point, that sawing and filing was finished and I had given it a couple of coats of black enamel paint.  The indicator cables were by now far too short, so I cut them and spliced in an extra 8" or so, which is neatly zip-tied to the rack almost out of sight and slips in under the back of the seat.  The brackets are not so far out that they look ludicrous without luggage on the bike (a common fault with aftermarket kits) and, if I say so myself, the whole thing looks, if not 'factory', then at least reasonably professional.

Rear view is tidy and the indicators are clearly visible, even with the top case in place:



and here's the whole thing with throw-overs on and ready to go:


Plans for the France trip with daughter No. 2 are gathering momentum, and I'm glad to have got one more little job out of the way.

Total time, about half a day, although I worked on it a bit at a time and stretched it out over several days.  Total cost, virtually zero.
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